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The MINI Bulldog goes on a MINI adventure
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The story of the MINI Bulldog begins like every good story… at the beginning. MINI Bulldog thought to himself one day, I might pop down and see my friends at the Broad Oak MINI showroom, have a cup of complimentary coffee, munch on a few complimentary biscuits, and peruse a complimentary MINI brochure.
As it happens, MINI Bulldog had for some time dreamt about beginning a MINI adventure of his own. He had assumed the savings he had built from when he was a puppy would not be enough to purchase his favourite car in the whole wide world.
How wrong he was! He spoke to our friendly MINI Business Manager, Nick Hannan, who explained “MINI’s have never been more affordable”. MINI Bulldog was beside himself with joy and set about discovering the world of MINI.
MINI Bulldog is a practical fellow and so thought to himself, “If I am to set about on my MINI adventure, I think I am going to need suitable clothing and footwear.” It just so happens that we had just the thing here at Broad Oak Ashford and so he excitedly began trying on all of our stylish accessories range. The fridge especially impressed him, being the first fridge he had ever encountered which to his mind was not unnecessarily large.
MINI Bulldog then decided to try a MINI out for size and so hopped behind the wheel of a snazzy number in the Broad Oak Ashford showroom.
He started to imagine himself on the open road, but then his thoughts again turned to the practicalities… where would all of his luggage go when he set off on his travels?
He needn’t have feared, as the boot turned out to be more than sufficient to carry his many scavenged bones, his deluxe travel kennel and his designer collars. There was probably even enough room to swing a cat he mused…
MINI Bulldog made all of the necessary arrangements (asked his brother to feed his goldfish), packed all of his belongings (including his new intelligently-sized MINI fridge), and set off on his MINI adventure. Where will he go, what will he do… well keep your eye out for MINI Bulldog across the UK as he may be headed to a town near you!
He has promised to send his friends at Broad Oak Ashford postcards from his travels, so we will keep you informed of his whereabouts.
Meanwhile … MINI Bulldog has left his identical brother behind at MINI Ashford to hold the fort whilst he is gone…
Sadly, his brother currently remains nameless as his parents ran out of ideas having spent hours naming his thousands of other brothers and sisters. We wondered whether you could send us some suggestions of what to name MINI Bulldogs identical brother, Whoever is lucky enough to come up with the best suggestion (as chosen by the soon to be ‘formally known as MINI Bulldogs identical brother’) will get to take home their very own replica of MINI Bulldog. Email your suggestions to amini@kentmini.co.uk.
